Quick bites of news to consume while you’re eating lunch. 

Don’t touch me. I’m eating. 

Michelle Fields doesn’t want to be touched either. The Jupiter Florida Police Department released a video of Donald Trump’s campaign manger, Corey Lewandowski, grabbing reporter Michelle Fields. Fields posted a photo on Twitter of her arm after it happened. The Jupiter Police charged Lewandowski with simple battery.

Speaking of politics…which candidate has the most French Fries?

Trump says supersize my order. On the Republican side, Donald Trump leads the delegate count with 735 delegates. Ted Cruz holds second place with 461 delegates. A republican candidate needs 1,237 delegates to win nomination.

Hillary Clinton leads the Democratic delegate count with 1,243 delegates and 469 superdelegates. Bernie Sanders has 975 delegates and 29 superdelegates. A democratic candidate needs 2,383 delegates to win nomination.

What caucuses and primaries are going on in April? Click here for list.

When you try to put your digits in your co-worker’s/crush’s cell phone during your lunch break but then you realize it’s not a phone but a gun. Wait, are you 007?

Yep, this is real. There’s now a handgun that looks like a smart phone when it’s folded up. –awkwardly hands gun phone back– The .380-caliber pistol is called Ideal Conceal. The prototype comes out in June and the gun is listed for $395.

Someone put another nickel in the jukebox. I like to listen to music while I eat.

AthFest, which is Athens’ free summer music festival, could use some nickels. The 20 year-old festival needs help in order to keep it free. A board member from Athfest Educates asked for help at a ADDA meeting. Reporter Matt Mataxas will have more on the story at 5 p.m.

When you have more bathroom choices than lunch choices…

My only choices for lunch were ham and turkey but now I have three bathroom choices: men, women, and unisex. Kroger’s unisex bathroom sign has gone viral. The Kroger is located on U.S. Highway 19 in Athens. Kroger wrote under the unisex sign “We have a UNISEX bathroom because sometimes gender specific toilets put others into uncomfortable situations. And since we have a lot of our friends coming to see us, we want to provide a place for our friends who are: dads with daughters, moms with sons, parents with disabled children, those in the LGBTQ community, and adults with aging parents who may be mentally or physically disabled…”

By: lunch specialist S.K. Bowen

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